cosimasbong:

when carmilla fights someone on screen:


" About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Carmilla was a vampire. Second, there was a part of her - and I didn’t know how potent that part might be - that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably pisSED OFF THAT HER HAIR WAS STILL IN THE DAMN SHOWER DRAIN."
Laura, episode 22 (via incorrectcarmillaquotes)

" I’ll show her seduction eyes…"
danny lawrence whittling stakes at some point, probably (via wolfie1991)

praytothegay:

who would have thought that my life would be consumed by a canadian web series on youtube thats funded by a tampons and pads company about a supernatural school where half the students are ginger and gay and a naive provincial girl thats oblivious to her whipped lesbian vampire roommate yet here we are


Excuse me while I change my orientation to The cast of Carmilla.



" LAURA oh my holy evil surrogate mother you’re not wearing the bracelet I gave you…oh dear I might just eat you alive now oh you have no idea what you’ve gotten yourself into…just LOOK at all that DELICIOUS skin you cute little angel…I don’t know if you noticed darling but I’M showing some skin TOO not that you’d want to eat ME but of course my intention wasn’t to eat you either, that’s why I gave you the bracelet and oh…mmm…"
Carmilla’s thought process during Episode 17 probably

Oh my GOD why am I rewatching this AGAIN I can’t handle Carm in this outfit holy fuck (I don’t think Laura can either tbh I mean DAYUM). Not to mention the constant philosophy and sarcasm that just basically drips from her entire body. Maybe I’m more like Laura because I am falling head over heels for this girl (does she even count as a girl? Does that require some semblance of mental youth?)


shrugging:

laughhard:

I don’t know where to even start

with some lube

shrugging:

laughhard:

I don’t know where to even start

with some lube


lesleylloyd:

quiteyours:

it gets me every time

EVERY. TIME

lesleylloyd:

quiteyours:

it gets me every time

EVERY. TIME


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taikoturtle:

Carmilla can never catch a break.

taikoturtle:

Carmilla can never catch a break.


Oh my gosh Danny gets jealous so quickly when it’s about Laura it’s fucking adorable


life-death-thepursuitofhappiness:

piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

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